I keep forgetting to tell you, Cheespie and I saw Michael Cera on Queen street on Saturday and we passed by him and he looked soooo cute I don't even care that his bit has kind of jumped the shark no I don't I still think he looks so nice and he looked very skinny and sweet and shy-ish and he looked at us and I wanted to talk to him soooo bad and Cheespie was having none of that. And I was all "we could just bring him with us to the show!" and she was all "no we can't" and I was all "let's kidnap him!" and she was all "no let's not" ugh what a party pooper. I was going to tell him that I auditioned for that movie he's filming right now but I didn't get it because I'm obviously not very good but I do kind of know one of his Superbad friends and so therefore he and I can be BFFs if he wants to.
Yeah okay Cheespie was right to let me nowhere near him.
sigh.
Imagine if that had been JTT??
I'm pretty sure that ALL HELL WOULD HAVE BROKEN LOOSE.
p.s. - those Year One posters look so remarkably terrible I cringe thinking about it. anyone with me?
Showing posts with label jtt. Show all posts
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6.02.2009
4.28.2009
ticked off o'clock
JTT LINK TIME!!!
I still don't think I really understand Twitter. I mean, I do. I get it, I just also don't use it to its full potential. But I've downloaded TweetDeck, and that's helping. Anyway, obviously searched "JTT" and "Jonathan Taylor Thomas" because, well, what else would I search?
I came across a twitter profile which makes like it is JTT's real twitter site twitter.com/jontaylorthomas
except:
a) Really you think JTT is still going by JTT?
b) if it is him he is not very funny at all and not someone I'd like
c) he's bit racist/offensive/too much information
d) he loves bacon (if JTT is no longer a vegetarian, does this mean I have to start eating meat again, too???? not that it would surprise me if anyone started eating meat again, I mean most people grow out of this phase. Or at least that's word on the street.)
Wow my life is fun.
Also:
I'm getting pretty T.O.ed at Facebook right now. So what if I don't want my name capitalized (killary, how did you get yours lowercase? I don't remember how I did mine now..)? I should be allowed to write it how I'd like. Also, I should be able to put whichever name I'd like. Only allowing your full "real" name? Dumb.
I get pretty mad when people get in the way of my jokes.
(ha, awesome movie star hair.)
Lately I keep sort of second-guessing myself here, and censoring/backing off jokes that I think are funny or wondering if what I'm writing is what I mean, or what I want people to think I mean.
Wondering how much manipulation of people's ideas of me I'm trying to do...
Pretty annoying, I'll tell you that much for free.
Cpt. thinks I'm extra nutso because I admit to it too much/write about it too much.
Maaaaaybe.
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty funny occasionally in private blog and I feel sad that you don't get to enjoy it so I may or may not start quoting myself.
I still don't think I really understand Twitter. I mean, I do. I get it, I just also don't use it to its full potential. But I've downloaded TweetDeck, and that's helping. Anyway, obviously searched "JTT" and "Jonathan Taylor Thomas" because, well, what else would I search?
I came across a twitter profile which makes like it is JTT's real twitter site twitter.com/jontaylorthomas
except:
a) Really you think JTT is still going by JTT?
b) if it is him he is not very funny at all and not someone I'd like
c) he's bit racist/offensive/too much information
d) he loves bacon (if JTT is no longer a vegetarian, does this mean I have to start eating meat again, too???? not that it would surprise me if anyone started eating meat again, I mean most people grow out of this phase. Or at least that's word on the street.)
Wow my life is fun.
Also:
I'm getting pretty T.O.ed at Facebook right now. So what if I don't want my name capitalized (killary, how did you get yours lowercase? I don't remember how I did mine now..)? I should be allowed to write it how I'd like. Also, I should be able to put whichever name I'd like. Only allowing your full "real" name? Dumb.
I get pretty mad when people get in the way of my jokes.
(ha, awesome movie star hair.)
Lately I keep sort of second-guessing myself here, and censoring/backing off jokes that I think are funny or wondering if what I'm writing is what I mean, or what I want people to think I mean.
Wondering how much manipulation of people's ideas of me I'm trying to do...
Pretty annoying, I'll tell you that much for free.
Cpt. thinks I'm extra nutso because I admit to it too much/write about it too much.
Maaaaaybe.
I'm pretty sure I'm pretty funny occasionally in private blog and I feel sad that you don't get to enjoy it so I may or may not start quoting myself.
2.25.2009
"from what I gather, she has brunch 3 times a day"
Forgot to tell you, the other day miss belle woods and I saw the Ashmore Twins at Aunties and Uncles except Belle was so funny because she was like
"there's a babe - ah, man there's TWO OF HIM!!!!"
And also, we mostly recognized them because of this made-for-TV movie one of them did with most of our friends called Prom Queen: The Marc Hall Story. We considered going over there and identifying them only from that show
Restrained ourselves!
Congratulations to us!
It turns out the twin from Prom Queen is also the twin from the Smallville episodes in which JTT also starred.
Isn't it kind of funny how everything comes back to JTT?
A little too often for coincidences, I would say.
Looks like fate has its hands all up in my candy.
On a related note, I officially finished all the candy and gingersnaps my mum send in a Valentines carepackage for me.
Sigh.
The chocolate were especially cute, wrapped in foil like ladybugs. Awww.
Included in the package was a whole bunch of fancy china (one of which is seen above), different sorts of dishes, same pattern. So so pretty! And goes so well with another gold and blue plate I have (stolen from Mum as well).
I want to collect enough of this antique(?) fancy china in blue and white and gold, the British variety, to make up an entire set.
Because I'll probably be rich soon with a fancy house and need to do some fancy entertaining but a whole regular set, that just doesn't seem quite like me....
Every time I look at the kittens they seem to have gotten bigger. Well, especially Thing 3, that one is especially healthy...
"there's a babe - ah, man there's TWO OF HIM!!!!"
And also, we mostly recognized them because of this made-for-TV movie one of them did with most of our friends called Prom Queen: The Marc Hall Story. We considered going over there and identifying them only from that show
Restrained ourselves!
Congratulations to us!
It turns out the twin from Prom Queen is also the twin from the Smallville episodes in which JTT also starred.
Isn't it kind of funny how everything comes back to JTT?
A little too often for coincidences, I would say.
Looks like fate has its hands all up in my candy.
On a related note, I officially finished all the candy and gingersnaps my mum send in a Valentines carepackage for me.
Sigh.
The chocolate were especially cute, wrapped in foil like ladybugs. Awww.
Included in the package was a whole bunch of fancy china (one of which is seen above), different sorts of dishes, same pattern. So so pretty! And goes so well with another gold and blue plate I have (stolen from Mum as well).
I want to collect enough of this antique(?) fancy china in blue and white and gold, the British variety, to make up an entire set.
Because I'll probably be rich soon with a fancy house and need to do some fancy entertaining but a whole regular set, that just doesn't seem quite like me....
Every time I look at the kittens they seem to have gotten bigger. Well, especially Thing 3, that one is especially healthy...
"from what I gather, she has brunch 3 times a day"
Forgot to tell you, the other day miss belle woods and I saw the Ashmore Twins at Aunties and Uncles except Belle was so funny because she was like
"there's a babe - ah, man there's TWO OF HIM!!!!"
And also, we mostly recognized them because of this made-for-TV movie one of them did with most of our friends called Prom Queen: The Marc Hall Story. We considered going over there and identifying them only from that show
Restrained ourselves!
Congratulations to us!
It turns out the twin from Prom Queen is also the twin from the Smallville episodes in which JTT also starred.
Isn't it kind of funny how everything comes back to JTT?
A little too often for coincidences, I would say.
Looks like fate has its hands all up in my candy.
On a related note, I officially finished all the candy and gingersnaps my mum send in a Valentines carepackage for me.
Sigh.
The chocolate were especially cute, wrapped in foil like ladybugs. Awww.
Included in the package was a whole bunch of fancy china (one of which is seen above), different sorts of dishes, same pattern. So so pretty! And goes so well with another gold and blue plate I have (stolen from Mum as well).
I want to collect enough of this antique(?) fancy china in blue and white and gold, the British variety, to make up an entire set.
Because I'll probably be rich soon with a fancy house and need to do some fancy entertaining but a whole regular set, that just doesn't seem quite like me....
Every time I look at the kittens they seem to have gotten bigger. Well, especially Thing 3, that one is especially healthy...
2.09.2009
2.07.2009
I WANT TO GET MARRIED
I'm not sure that that was what I was supposed to get out of Rachel Getting Married.
Everyone from high-school that I was kind of friends with are all getting married.. in places like Hawaii and stuff. That seems weird to me. Every aspect of it.
And yet, I'm totally jealous. Why is that?
I'm not even that into the idea of marriage or of being married or being someone's "wife"... although, I would like a husband.
Turns out I have kind of a bizarre idea of what my future husband is like. Maybe I will draw a picture/chart about him for you later. Weirdly enough, he is not really anything like JTT. Hmm.
Also, strangely, he is not much like anyone I've dated. Extra hmm.
Imaginary-husband and Imaginary-bio-dad are kind of similar types though. Makes sense.
Haha!
Also, all those people from high-school all having children! How come they get to have kids right now and I do not?
Look at them being all responsible and reliable and having offspring just to live vicariously through in order to not have to actually do anything with their own lives.
Um...... just kidding?
There are many reasons why Cpt. Heh is one of my favourite people but he reinforced it the other day by talking about how he "has started a store-up of love" for his future children.
I feel the same way!
Good thing I didn't have kids when I was younger. They would've been named some pretty stupid things. Not cool-stupid. Bad-stupid.
Babe-break is going well, thank-you for asking.
In some regards... I drank a bit last night and that's trouble because it makes me much more certain that I could fall in love with anyone. And should.
Went out to the Silver Dollar with the Mrs. and a whole bunch of the Ryerson crew. A few years ago I did a student film for a dude at Ryerson and through that met some of my most favourite friends. I know so many people through that one little film, and it has lead me to do other things with those kids as well, including A Small Thing. That's how I know the Mrs. and pretty everyone, really.
The odd thing about this group, is how I have kind of made the babe-rounds in it. And last night I was distracted by how they all must think I'm the most fickle slut there is.
And they're probably part right.
Aw man, I just like people. I like people so much and when that person is a girl that I like I try real hard to befriend her and make her party with me and call her on the phone and try and make plans all the time.
And when that person is a dude, I try to make out with him.
Also, in Saskatoon, it's a bit more acceptable to make your rounds through a group, because, well, there is only one group.
I don't feel terrible, I just feel slightly shitty.
We went for Chinese food after the bar, which is so summer 2k6 (?) for us. And so fun. I wish I hung with that crew all together like that more often.
Got home at 4:30 in the a.m. and felt oddly accomplished.
All these people I don't expect to read my blog now read my blog and then they know all this stuff like that I'm on a babe-break and therefore should not be facilitated to go near to babes.
I need to be enabled!
Just kidding! Babe-break is fun!
I AM CRAVING SOME SUGAR AND SOME CHOCOLATE LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.
Why do I have to be counting calories? Calories suck so bad.
I might go buy a treat. I'm just warning you right now.
Everyone from high-school that I was kind of friends with are all getting married.. in places like Hawaii and stuff. That seems weird to me. Every aspect of it.
And yet, I'm totally jealous. Why is that?
I'm not even that into the idea of marriage or of being married or being someone's "wife"... although, I would like a husband.
Turns out I have kind of a bizarre idea of what my future husband is like. Maybe I will draw a picture/chart about him for you later. Weirdly enough, he is not really anything like JTT. Hmm.
Also, strangely, he is not much like anyone I've dated. Extra hmm.
Imaginary-husband and Imaginary-bio-dad are kind of similar types though. Makes sense.
Haha!
Also, all those people from high-school all having children! How come they get to have kids right now and I do not?
Look at them being all responsible and reliable and having offspring just to live vicariously through in order to not have to actually do anything with their own lives.
Um...... just kidding?
There are many reasons why Cpt. Heh is one of my favourite people but he reinforced it the other day by talking about how he "has started a store-up of love" for his future children.
I feel the same way!
Good thing I didn't have kids when I was younger. They would've been named some pretty stupid things. Not cool-stupid. Bad-stupid.
Babe-break is going well, thank-you for asking.
In some regards... I drank a bit last night and that's trouble because it makes me much more certain that I could fall in love with anyone. And should.
Went out to the Silver Dollar with the Mrs. and a whole bunch of the Ryerson crew. A few years ago I did a student film for a dude at Ryerson and through that met some of my most favourite friends. I know so many people through that one little film, and it has lead me to do other things with those kids as well, including A Small Thing. That's how I know the Mrs. and pretty everyone, really.
The odd thing about this group, is how I have kind of made the babe-rounds in it. And last night I was distracted by how they all must think I'm the most fickle slut there is.
And they're probably part right.
Aw man, I just like people. I like people so much and when that person is a girl that I like I try real hard to befriend her and make her party with me and call her on the phone and try and make plans all the time.
And when that person is a dude, I try to make out with him.
Also, in Saskatoon, it's a bit more acceptable to make your rounds through a group, because, well, there is only one group.
I don't feel terrible, I just feel slightly shitty.
We went for Chinese food after the bar, which is so summer 2k6 (?) for us. And so fun. I wish I hung with that crew all together like that more often.
Got home at 4:30 in the a.m. and felt oddly accomplished.
All these people I don't expect to read my blog now read my blog and then they know all this stuff like that I'm on a babe-break and therefore should not be facilitated to go near to babes.
I need to be enabled!
Just kidding! Babe-break is fun!
I AM CRAVING SOME SUGAR AND SOME CHOCOLATE LIKE YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE.
Why do I have to be counting calories? Calories suck so bad.
I might go buy a treat. I'm just warning you right now.
1.06.2009
Aw man I really loved that little dude
I found some things (mostly photos) around here that I'm going to start scanning in.
Lucky for you!
Lucky for you!
7.23.2008
Oh hi future-husband,
Jonathan (Taylor) Thomas, of TV's Home Improvement.
Also Ryan Stiles is in it and that's weird, hey? Pretty funny. Also I love Jonathan's hair. No, I do though. And he's so short! So tiny!
This one is not as good, Jonathan Taylor Thomas-wise, he is only there momentarily, but pretty good short film, weirdly has big stars doing cameos and also Justin Guarini (ahahaha remember From Justin to Kelly? I don't.).
I know that I've probably clarified this to all y'all in the past, but.
I'm not joking about my interest in JTT, or "Simba" as I like to call him.
I am blowing it out of proportion for jokes, but in all seriousness, if you can somehow arrange for me too meet him, I would be forever grateful.
I hear he's hanging out in Vancouver, so if you could just send him my way, pass along my email address when you run into him (meredith (at) ohmistletoe.com), fly him here to marry me, etc, that would be awesome.
k thnx
*I fixed the spelling on my email address! but added spaces because I'm not a big fan of spam
Also Ryan Stiles is in it and that's weird, hey? Pretty funny. Also I love Jonathan's hair. No, I do though. And he's so short! So tiny!
This one is not as good, Jonathan Taylor Thomas-wise, he is only there momentarily, but pretty good short film, weirdly has big stars doing cameos and also Justin Guarini (ahahaha remember From Justin to Kelly? I don't.).
I know that I've probably clarified this to all y'all in the past, but.
I'm not joking about my interest in JTT, or "Simba" as I like to call him.
I am blowing it out of proportion for jokes, but in all seriousness, if you can somehow arrange for me too meet him, I would be forever grateful.
I hear he's hanging out in Vancouver, so if you could just send him my way, pass along my email address when you run into him (meredith (at) ohmistletoe.com), fly him here to marry me, etc, that would be awesome.
k thnx
*I fixed the spelling on my email address! but added spaces because I'm not a big fan of spam
5.22.2008
i want to get some tiles
The weirdest thing about me is probably that I don't consider myself to be a messy person.
I have a bit of a worried face this morning. But that's okay. It takes a worried, worried man to sing a worried worried song.
Yike
It's great how music is such a powerful memory trigger. I'm downloading Jane Siberry. Map of the World and Speckless Sky and Mimi on the Beach and all of it really is exactly a roadtrip to the lake with my mum in the Datsun. Exactly.
So nice.
.
At my urging, one of the most amusing dudes that I know of, JPR, has started an agony aunt advice column on his weblog, thewheelyapplegate.wordpress.com. I would suggest if you have any sort of problem, anything at all, that you should send him a quick email - dearjpr@gmail.com.
Thanks.
.
OMG how is it noon already? I get nothing done, ever. For some reason I woke up at nine this morning. Must have finished being drunk then. Except I thought it was 11 and by the time I realized it wasn't, too bad for me, I was already awake.
Didn't mean to get all shittered last night but I did.
If you ever see White Cowbell Oklahoma then you will see a dude play the guitar with his penis (with a shotglass over it). Once I saw it, a few years ago now. Then one time at skydome I was serving a dude wearing a White Cowbell t-shirt and I said to my co-worker (trying to be all cool and stuff), "Have you ever seen White Cowbell? One of the dudes plays the guitar with his.. ah.. appendage.." and then the customer dude says "Can I tell you something? I'm that guy."
I was embarrassed. Red face red face red face.
Anyhow, that dude owns(?) the bar I was at last night and he was working and I totally made best friends with him and he let me sample beer and I said, that's funny I let everyone sample ice cream at Big Chill and he said I love that store and he said his gf is friends with my boss and I said my boss is crazy!! and then I thought, I hope I live in this neighbourhood forever and am best friends with all the business owners and neighbours and have kids here and they can all play together.
Then I felt sad and half missed Saskatoon and half felt overly-attached to Toronto.
SIGH
The point is, that dude is real nice, but White Cowbell is not the band for me. And I never really like strippers, no matter how hard I try.
.
I worked at skydome last night for the first time in forevers.. it was deaddeaddead sucky but luckily I picked up more shifts for this weekend and if I'm lucky I'll be able to make rent!!!
I was hyper and I worked with a pretty fun-times girl who is an actor too (who isn't??) and we made lots of jokes and lists about semi-washed-up celebrities we are in love with.
Was thinking about making a videoblog to send to Ellen to try and get her to put me and JTT on her show together so he would realize that we are Meant To Be. But I can't. :(
It sux being an actor.. especially since I want to be taken (sort of) seriously, it means I have to be somewhat careful about how big of an ass I make of myself.
Shitty buzzzzz.
.
I don't think you guys are as in awe of me + my camera + photoshop as you should be. You're probably just hiding it pretty well I guess.
.
I miss all my improv dudez.
Too bad I'm working two jobs on Saturday so I can't go to/do the horror show. Boooo jobs booo
That's rich coming from someone who hasn't worked in like two weeks or maybe more I can't even remember what last I did ahahah my life rules
.
You know what I like? Laugh lines. I feel like my attraction to dudez (and probably ladies) is directly proportional to how wrinkly their eyes are.
I told my mum maybe it was because she has the best smile lines and then she read a book on beauty and it said that people with older parents (ie: me) are more attracted to wrinkles. Haha, neat.
Dude, I am attracted to you because of you looking like my mumma!
I have a bit of a worried face this morning. But that's okay. It takes a worried, worried man to sing a worried worried song.
Yike
It's great how music is such a powerful memory trigger. I'm downloading Jane Siberry. Map of the World and Speckless Sky and Mimi on the Beach and all of it really is exactly a roadtrip to the lake with my mum in the Datsun. Exactly.
So nice.
.
At my urging, one of the most amusing dudes that I know of, JPR, has started an agony aunt advice column on his weblog, thewheelyapplegate.wordpress.com. I would suggest if you have any sort of problem, anything at all, that you should send him a quick email - dearjpr@gmail.com.
Thanks.
.
OMG how is it noon already? I get nothing done, ever. For some reason I woke up at nine this morning. Must have finished being drunk then. Except I thought it was 11 and by the time I realized it wasn't, too bad for me, I was already awake.
Didn't mean to get all shittered last night but I did.
If you ever see White Cowbell Oklahoma then you will see a dude play the guitar with his penis (with a shotglass over it). Once I saw it, a few years ago now. Then one time at skydome I was serving a dude wearing a White Cowbell t-shirt and I said to my co-worker (trying to be all cool and stuff), "Have you ever seen White Cowbell? One of the dudes plays the guitar with his.. ah.. appendage.." and then the customer dude says "Can I tell you something? I'm that guy."
I was embarrassed. Red face red face red face.
Anyhow, that dude owns(?) the bar I was at last night and he was working and I totally made best friends with him and he let me sample beer and I said, that's funny I let everyone sample ice cream at Big Chill and he said I love that store and he said his gf is friends with my boss and I said my boss is crazy!! and then I thought, I hope I live in this neighbourhood forever and am best friends with all the business owners and neighbours and have kids here and they can all play together.
Then I felt sad and half missed Saskatoon and half felt overly-attached to Toronto.
SIGH
The point is, that dude is real nice, but White Cowbell is not the band for me. And I never really like strippers, no matter how hard I try.
.
I worked at skydome last night for the first time in forevers.. it was deaddeaddead sucky but luckily I picked up more shifts for this weekend and if I'm lucky I'll be able to make rent!!!
I was hyper and I worked with a pretty fun-times girl who is an actor too (who isn't??) and we made lots of jokes and lists about semi-washed-up celebrities we are in love with.
Was thinking about making a videoblog to send to Ellen to try and get her to put me and JTT on her show together so he would realize that we are Meant To Be. But I can't. :(
It sux being an actor.. especially since I want to be taken (sort of) seriously, it means I have to be somewhat careful about how big of an ass I make of myself.
Shitty buzzzzz.
.
I don't think you guys are as in awe of me + my camera + photoshop as you should be. You're probably just hiding it pretty well I guess.
.
I miss all my improv dudez.
Too bad I'm working two jobs on Saturday so I can't go to/do the horror show. Boooo jobs booo
That's rich coming from someone who hasn't worked in like two weeks or maybe more I can't even remember what last I did ahahah my life rules
.
You know what I like? Laugh lines. I feel like my attraction to dudez (and probably ladies) is directly proportional to how wrinkly their eyes are.
I told my mum maybe it was because she has the best smile lines and then she read a book on beauty and it said that people with older parents (ie: me) are more attracted to wrinkles. Haha, neat.
Dude, I am attracted to you because of you looking like my mumma!
3.04.2008
so I can't hold down a relationship
You know what I need?
Arm candy.
No really.
If you know of any...
I think I should be a beard.
For real.
Even if JTT isn't gay I think he should go gay but stay closeted and then marry me and I would pretend that we were deeply in love. Although, he's not really impressive arm candy these days. But still.
Arm candy.
No really.
If you know of any...
I think I should be a beard.
For real.
Even if JTT isn't gay I think he should go gay but stay closeted and then marry me and I would pretend that we were deeply in love. Although, he's not really impressive arm candy these days. But still.
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