I'm pretty sure rich people get to do everything fun that I don't

Look it is a purse from Sassephine. It is from L.A.

Miss Sass. I guess it's good that she's out in the world seeking her fortune, but still.

Paired that purse with a dress I made, some $1 hose, and some $2 shiny red shoes (don't try to wear heels that are a size to large without putting proper insoles in. seriously) and took myself and this lovely lady up to a stupid bar in Rosedale. Why do I do that??






We were on the lookout for rich husbands, but it didn't really go according to plan (ie, no one bought us cars or tvs or anything)



We did have a fun time chatting with random people, though.
One guy kept asking what he wanted to hear "Whadda ya wanna hear?? My friend is the DJ!" and then shooting down any suggestion that we had. Classic!


These pictures are from weeks ago. I had actually forgotten about them.

My point-and-shoot is not working properly anymore. So annoying! I take too many photos my cameras get worn out so quickly! I mean, I carry it around with me all day every day and take so many photos (most of which get deleted. ah man, did I just admit that only the "good" ones get posted? embarrassing.)


My hair colour has already faded the fuck out. Who wants to dye my hair for me and make it stick? Who wants to figure out how to keep red on the hair?

Oh yeah, at one point in the evening all these people came in dressed all fancy with feathered masks and loud celebrating and I turned to my friend (who has yet to pick a nickname!) and said,
"Do rich people get to celebrate holidays that we don't??"

Late in the night I noticed one of the masks had been discarded and was placed over a lampshade. Naturally I appropriated it and wore it and took photos of myself in it.
A minute later a prissy woman came over to me and said,
"That's my mask."
I went to take it off while I responded
"Sorry, it was just left over there"
"That's my mask."
I passed it back to her.
"That's my mask."
Wow. Eloquent. She seriously just repeated the same phrase a few times. Super rude!
Rich people can afford to be rude, I suppose.


I went out with this same friend last night, who is part of MCDA with me, and I would like to apologize to all the parents that were nearby when we were discussing our famous "Vibrator" dance move.
"DO THE VIBRATOR!"

Aaaaand that's why parents shouldn't be allowed at the bar (or near me, in general).

mcda hey?

I keep thinking I have more to say about last Saturday, but now it's so irrelevant and far away and I don't remember most of it.
But it was one of the funnest days I've had in awhile.
Owed in great part to MCDA and all of the ideas surrounding that band/dance group. We're thinking of getting it back together. The biggest obstacles being how busy Dzanita is and how Miz Belle Woods lives in Oakville lately and how Lockdown Nasty never takes the band seriously and forgets her own name and how Lady Diamondtrim lives in Europe and is married and I how I never get around to doing anything I say I'm going to.
... And the other biggest obstacle is that MCDA has never really managed to live anywhere up to our potential.

Aw, Man, we are such, such a good band. Such good ideas.
For instance, New Hit Singles we were working on last weekend:
1) Babes and Babies
2) Clingy Sluts
3) Safety Deposit Box (First you make a deposit, then a withdrawal....)

Also the dance moves that we have to teach the world... they're kind of unreal. Or at least unnatural. One or the other.


We had brunch at Nirvana.

For Three Hours.
That's a long time. I drank three cups of coffee and I usually don't drink that stuff, so needless to say I was WRECKED. By which I mean wired and shaking and very happy and a bit nauseous. Fun Timez!
Their brunch is pretty good. It is especially good on the weekends because Aunties is way too crowded to go to, especially if you are me and like your brunches to last for Three Hours.

Aw, our server was very nice about it though. He was a bit scared of us, I think. LD Nasty was certain that he thought that she was trying to eat him and so she tried to not show her teeth to him in case he would find it a threat.

Nasty refuses to have her face photographed, which means we have to find some masks for her involvement in MCDA...
The server came 'round at one point and asked us if there was anything else we'd like (we'd been there for probably 2.5 hours at that point) and
me: "I kind of want some magic"
server: "Magic?"
me: "yeah, I need more magic in my life... can you do a magic trick?"
server: "Actually my brother is a magician and so I do know a couple of tricks.. Card tricks"
But we didn't have any cards! I asked him to look for some for us, but he couldn't find any :( but then he did a levitation trick! And it really looked like he was levitating!



The best part was that I then re-met this server at Sneaky Dee's the other night (no, he wasn't working there too, he was a customer like me. and also a friend of a friend [The friend being really more of an acquaintance who a) didn't know I was famous and b) occasionally reads this blog. Hi!] whoa convoluted brackets). And then I identified our brunch party town and he said "I was in kind of a bad mood and then you guys made it a bit better" awwwww, nice!
SEE WHAT MCDA CAN DO FOR YOU??



We laughed so fucking hard at that brunch. Nasty and I especially pointed and laughed at each other in that cackle-way that makes it so much better and is so, so rude. And awesome. Best sober time in awhile...



I really want to get the band back together guys......

Love,
Missile Da Bomb
(aka The Baby Boss)



p.s. - I just edited this but for a minute there I used the wrong they're/their! embarrassing!

yes, that sounds like something you would say

I really really meant to go to the meeting today about how skydome is unionizing. I REALLY MEANT TO GO. I was all dressed and everything and then I was about to leave and I thought about how I hadn't had a moment alone in a few days and how I have to go to work later this afternoon but there would be time in between where I'd have to wander around downtown and probably spend money and look, there's my couch and my computer and I haven't watched the lastest 30 Rock yet and I know it's there waiting for me...

So you can guess which option won out.

Such a nice afternoon watching 30 Rock and Flight of the Concords and eating some eggs and some left-over goodies from the birthday tea party that I went to yesterday (gluten-free bread and cupcakes!!!)



My friend, one of the founding members of MCDA, Miz Belle Woods, ended up coming up from Oakville this weekend and staying with me in order to PARTY PARTY PARTY and SCOPE BABES.
Party=accomplished
Babes=scoped

Gotta say we girls from MCDA know how to break it down. I have more to detail about all of this but I probably won't get around to it... I hope I do though.
Because life felt really good this weekend and I reaffirmed my love for party town.



It is way too cold out and I have no desire to go to work right now. Especially not walking.
Whatever, it'll probably turn to be awesome.
Maybe.

MCDA HEY!

So.
It looks like my infamous dance/rap band MCDA will have to reunite. Why?
Not because of popular demand.
Not because of great new tunes.

Nope.

Only to use this picture: