my pants are a jellyfish

WHY HAVE TROLLS WHEN YOU CAN BE YOUR OWN TROLL!




(honestly I love this picture. It has made me laugh more than anything else this year.)
(I am pretty certain that babes I like will not think this photo is as funny as I do. saaaaad.)

(first caption by cheespie!)

it's true, I just love a good meme

ohhhh hiiii
I keep thinking I've updated and apparently I haven't at all. howww awwwwful.

If you think I don't want to use this as my #1 headshot, you are very wrong.



haaha same face.
That upper picture is from around the time I was finishing college so about six years ago I guess... 21? I don't look much different these days. A bit fatter-faced maybe, a bit older.
Should I cut off all my hair?

But yeah, so Arrow did my headshots for me this weekend. He's like a one-stop shop for doing stuff for me. Awww, no but really I do owe him a lot.

I'm not going to post them all in this one entry. I'll just put the best of the red-shirts? I guess so, yeah.


hahahaa I'm a serious loser. So sweet and tender.

I would like to file a serious application with someone to get a new face. A face which matches my personality.
"aw you look so young, no wonder I can never take you seriously" -MY MOTHER
man, if that's what my mother thinks... no wonder people always think I'm a child, or that I'm a sweet human, or that I'm trying to date them, or that I'm trustworthy, or that I'm not talking about them behind their backs.

Luckily in motion my face has a few more gremlin-like qualities I enjoy and feel are more fair.
haaa

You know that hipster disney character meme that is everywhere lately with the dark glasses added onto them?
Yeah, that's my life.

I REALLY ONLY LIKE DRINKING AFTER HOURS


I USED TO RIDE A FIXIE BUT NOW I'VE LOST INTEREST

HIPSTER MEMES? SO PLAYED OUT.

CHOOSE BETWEEN WES ANDERSON AND THE COHEN BROTHERS?
I COULD NEVER.


ughgughguhhh my face, man. my face! so stupid.

Let's do a couple where I look "cute". hahaaha gross.

I stand by my "serious loser" theory.


In this one I am a wife. Doesn't anyone want to marry me these days? I don't get it.

cannot take my face seriously.


Okay, almost decent.

Mrs. was helping out (thank you both verrry much) and she kept making me crack up so bad. but in a good way. I like Mrs. and Arrow a lot both are funny and both are my friends and they are a couple. weird to find that sometimes. Lucky me.

I still have more photos for you later, or you can click through to see them in my flickr stream.

God, I am so tired. Luckily it's snowing/raining and I don't have anything I really have to do tonight... except apply for jobs.
Why don't you give me a job, yeah?

Look how fun and pretentious I am!

I think you will like this video I made last night at 4 a.m.

I keep getting tagged in that 25 Random Things meme on Facebook, that thing has spread so, so remarkably that you kind of just have to do it because it's just all-powerful or something.
So I made this video about the 25 random things instead of writing them out because that would be BORING. Also way easier. But still.

Anyhow, I think you will like this video and miss me because of it, or possibly just fall deeper in love with me. I know I did.

mememememememememe

I don't think I've ever participated in a meme on this particular blog. Maybe I'm wrong?
Anyhow, my only news source, Nunc Scio, "tagged" me in this one, so ah... here you go.

As far as I gather I just have to tell you seven facts.
Ones you don't already know?
It doesn't even specify, but that seems like it would be more interesting. Maybe you know some of these. WHATEVER.

1. I have an extra piece of muscle around/beside my heart. This makes it sound sort of like I have a heart murmur. I had tests done when I was very small. I remember wires and electrodes. Or maybe I was abducted by aliens.

2. I'm counting calories these days. It seems like it's a rational way of doing things. I kind of like it, it makes me feel in control. I want to never have to go to the gym again. Good goal.

3. My favourite kind of coffee is from 7-11. I love it. It's wonderful. I can mix it just the way I like it. I know it's gross but it's also perfect. I do not see the point in fancy coffees because I do not like them.

4. I've started putting straight vaseline on my face. I ran out of face cream and the wind is too harsh on me. Vaseline is good for pretty much everything.

5. I don't tell babes about other babes unless they ask. Babes frequently assume a lot of things. So do I, I guess, but I try not to. I do try to be kind and open though. Aw, shit.
I am a healthy interactor.

6. I'm scared of serving. Like being an actual waitress or bartender. For some reason I'm convinced I would not be able to do it. Despite how I actually have in the past.

7. My first real kiss was actually a joke. This dude and I made jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes, especially about going off to make out and then one day neither of us backed-down. So we ended up in the stairway of the theatre at school, awkwardly kissing. Mostly I laughed and was the most awkward human ever. And was only then starting to become an attractive human being. He was a sort of sought-after babe I guess, but not someone I ever really liked.
He is now married with kids.


And here I thought I'd gotten over my need to respond to chain letters.
I used to be super paranoid about them, especially in elementary school. But then, who wasn't??

Anyhow, I'm "tagging" these seven people because they are nice. I do not suggest in any way that you have to do this however, because I hate when people do stuff like that.

1. Sass
2. Steph
3. Miranda
4. Cloudy
5. James
6. BathtubMary (locked so too bad for all the rest of you)
7. reberk


Aw, shit, soon I'm going to be posting symbols arranged to make trucks and christmas trees and things or heart-warming stories of loss and hope that you MUST forward to at least 10 friends, etc.
scroll down to reveal your destiny!!!!!!!!