Cock-Block Me Jesus

You know what's a boner-killer?
Finding out someone's really religious.
That didn't happen to me today, but seriously though.
Way to cock-block yourself with Jesus.

Holy offensive.



OMG OMG OMG
I just checked the weather network! And it looks like it's going to be 13 degrees and not raining this afternoon! What!
What!
Where are my shorts!!!!

I am so much less mad about being awake right not.
I'm being forced into aquafit this morning. Except I'm a little bit excited about it. She just tried to wiener out but I wasn't having any of that.

Some wieners are good.

I think I'm still drunk, that must be the cause for such excitement.

Oh, right, and the weather!