you fancy, huh?

it's been weeks, weeks, since I went to brunch. How did I let this happen?
Well the time has finally come again. I've picked out a great outfit for it, I refuse to brush my hair, and I'm sporting a sweet little hangover. PERFECTION.
no. I'm serious. sometimes I fall in love with Toronto all over again. Maybe it's this giant 7-eleven coffee talking but man, life's so fun.

I have way too much to do I should not be going to brunch at all.

buuuuuut I am still going to go. I work hard (no I don't) and I deserve it.

got my first christmas card today! celebraaaations. Ohh plus Cpt. Heh took me out for a birthday coffee and treat yesterday. celebrations for miles!

also! I went to my agency Christmas party last night and my agent told me about how great I was looking. I keep forgetting that it's a good idea to visit my agent regularly to keep him updated on my beauty. and my wit. 

wait. also! I bought a Christmas dress yesterday. It is dark blue-green satin and it has a short bubble skirt. in love with it. get ready to get fucking sick of seeing pictures of me in it. So excited!!
fancy forevers!

the horses are coming so you better run

I'm doing my best to make myself sick of this song:

so far, no dice. Still want to dance around forever to it.

I'm wrapping gifts!
And making gifts! How exciting for me!

I broke my iPhone already!
By which I mean the lock button is jammed. Bruuutal. So if I pocked dial you, you'll know why. I'm going to take it in but that's where things get complex because it is not synced to any computer right now so I have no back-up so I want to back it up before I take it in but I need to install Leopard on this machine in order to sync it but I should back up my files on this machine first. OH LORD. technology!

My friend, Arrow, who is Mrs's live-in steady is going to help me with it tonight. I recently decided to call him Arrow on here. I possibly referred to him before as MP. Did I? Who knows. if so, that's boring. Arrow is way better. If you know him and can guess how I got to Arrow I'll give you a prize*. This is Arrow's website: everydayiveknownyou.com, sometimes I am featured on it!

Went over to Arrow and Mrs's place last night and brought Flash Gordon along and we drank Sopporo and sat by their Christmas tree.
I meant to take photos of their Christmas tree for you but I forgot.
I'll try to remember on Saturday. Saturday is Mrs's annual Christmas party! Mrs. loves Christmas almost as much as me (not even close) and her party is always a highlight of the season.


See, look how happy I am at it last year?

okay, yeah, let's go ahead and repost photos from a couple of years ago, too!
that'll get us in the spirit!

the cats get bowties. everyone is fancy!


this was the year that Mrs. curled her hair and proclaimed her name was Diana.


aww this guy is totally one of my favourite people these days. Actually for years now.

this guy too. Actually this guy especially because the other night he (drunkenly) explained to me how I get better looking ever day. YOU WIN MY AFFECTIONS.

I hope we have so much fun our feet can't stay on the ground!

Also, guys, in case you were wondering. I will be celebrating both my birthday and Christmas this Sunday night at the Dakota Tavern. The Beauties will be playing and I will be dancing.
I've already invited all of you over Facebook but if I don't know you feel free to come dance creepily beside me and not introduce yourself.
Hmm. Or introduce yourself, yeah that'd be better.

Okay back to the grind (gift-making!)...



*Won't really.

worn-out phrases and longing gazes won't get you where you want to go (no!)

Yeah okay, I made that dress yesterday. I thought it was going to be a skirt but then whoops it was a dress. I don't mind when things like that happen. Sewing without a pattern means usually everything ends up mangled as I am not a skilled seamstress in any way. I can't even explain to you how limited my skills are, I just bluff my way through it and make stuff up.


I am pleased with myself about it though.

I felt a bit like a (sexy) square-dancer in it but that wasn't necessarily a bad thing. Also I wore my cowboy boots with it. I still really don't have a decent pair of stilettos. I own pretty much every other kind of shoe imaginable though.



I wore this out last night to the Raptors red party at Muzik and I have a bunch of pictures from that for you later I guess since I'm not getting around to it right now, but it was pretty funtimez for sure. EXCEPT it closed down around midnight. What are we, Cinderella??
I should have asked for some drinks to go!


I think Kaya was into my dress.


Yep.
Hahaaa I have a new favourite song it's Obvious Child by Paul Simon I played it at Dollface's (where all these pictures are taken and whose dog this is) one time and fell in love. The drumming especially for surely. Anyway I was dancing around like a maniac to it last night over there and Kaya was just standing in the way like a stubborn pig it was pretty funny. Kaya and I are tight.



So awhile ago a guy sent me an email which contained (among other things):  "though you won't be single for long because you're quite attractive" or something like that.
I found that irritating because I'm generally single. And I don't consider it to be that much of a bad thing. I get to scope babes, which I like. I get to have crushes, which I like. I guess I am looking for a great relationship but I also have no patience for lame people/relationships. I'd definitely rather be single than just date anyone. Lots of great people are single because lots of relationships are dumb.
I don't want to feel like everyone's thinking "wow she's been single forever I wonder what's wrong with her"
I'm a catch for sure. Not even kidding. I give backrubs.
Wow I should never write about my feelings on relationships and things, I'm just begging for rude comments about how no  one would even want to date me anyway.










Sunday I want to go to Comedy Bar for the Oscar Party that Poppy is helping to put on. I want everyone to come with me. Who's in??? Fancy drinking and making fun of long awards shows!!?



Oh yeah, hey guys, you can download Sweet Thing's new single with is called Dance Mother on their website! I find this song especially amusing since the album version says "dance mother fucker" and the radio (clean) edit is "dance mother mother" (I think?). This is exactly like on Glee when they sang Golddigger and it has the N word in it and instead of "she ain't messing with no broke n---" they said "she aint messing with no broke broke"
Awesome.
Sweet Thing are so nice. Also I like picture of them on their website, they look like little lovelies.


I think I'm getting carpal tunnels. Not a big surprise considering how much time I spend masturbating.
And by masturbating, I mean, going on the internet. Wow that sentence is awkward



I also always compute from my bed/couch and I don't have a mouse and stuff so my arms are used all weird-like for so long. And I've been editing a lot of photos and stuff today that's always a bit rough. I'm dumb I should get a mouse. I should also get a wireless router.



No one has complimented my new banner!

I just found out that I'm working 5 days in a row next week. This may not be a big thing for most of you but MAN does it make me happy. I'll be able to buy groceries! And even some cat food, you're welcome Ruth Buzzi!