on crafting for babies and being crafty with babes...

Do you feel like barfing onto your own face????
Then you should google search some crafts to make for babies and baby showers!

This is the worst thing I've found yet. I don't even have the words for it...

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wow. sexy timez.


yes, so I have a sort of baby shower to go to tonight. And I haven't gotten a gift. Maybe owing to how flippin broke I am. Maybe also owing to laziness.
Second college pal to have a little one. I'm hoping there will be lots of babies there because I like them and I like to touch their little hands.

Creeeper.

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Had a big day yesterday, many social engagements, even worked for a while. It was kind of big deal for a shut-in like me.

Brunch and then coffee with Cpt. at Ella's Uncle (I hadn't been there before, but always walked by it and it is very, very lovely and the woman working was great and I had apple-berry cider which was cheap and delicious. Recommend for sures.)

Then working at Skydome for AC/DC. Wasn't as terrible as the last one (where I cried twice and screamed profanities once) but it was annoying in a few different ways. I need money too badly to even complain though. Wait. No, I'm not.

After work I seriously considered heading home to shut myself in some more, but ended up going out on the town with Sass. Hit up her friend's going away party at some big pub I'd never heard of because I'm too much of a hipster.
It was fun though, had nice girl talk with girls I didn't know. Talked a lot about babes and power-balances and how fun it was in elementary school/high school/camp to have a crush. Crushes at our age are less easy to come by.

There are so many factors that contribute to having the perfect crush. And the biggest one is that the babe should be one who you have to continually see (and hopefully interact with) pretty regularly.
At my age that gets limited mostly to workplaces. And that ends in DISASTERS. Pretty fun-for-awhile disasters though, sometimes.
My problem is that I can't just let crushes be crushes. I am always pushing things and needing to see what I can get... and I always just like to know people. I get excited about the newnesses. Obviously.

This is also probably why so many actors and crew members hook up on sets. IDEAL CRUSH ENVIRONMENT. Especially because there are the different groups and you interact but not really but you can find excuses if necessary... I LOVE CRUSHES.
I really didn't end up having any crushes when I worked on the Manson family movie this summer, but we ladies did tour around the set to ogle the crew and scope babes, and there were definitely crushes being had. And there's something appealing about the crew. And by something I mean SO MANY THINGS. Crew are hot. Admit it. Even Devon Sawa married his make-up artist for Christsakes.

Actually, there was one dude who I thought was kind of dreamy on the crew of that movie... but I don't think I ever even got introduced to him.

Maybe I should go back to college. Just for crushes.

This is maybe also why high-school and college based shows are still very popular with women in their 20s and 30s - we are all just interested in crushes. That initial first spark or interest or attention or energy.

I love it.

In conclusion I bring you one of my all-time favourite quotes from someone I've very much had a crush on
"I thought I wanted to make out with her, but it turned out I just needed to pee."