I keep thinking I've updated and apparently I haven't at all. howww awwwwful.
If you think I don't want to use this as my #1 headshot, you are very wrong.
haaha same face.
That upper picture is from around the time I was finishing college so about six years ago I guess... 21? I don't look much different these days. A bit fatter-faced maybe, a bit older.
Should I cut off all my hair?
But yeah, so Arrow did my headshots for me this weekend. He's like a one-stop shop for doing stuff for me. Awww, no but really I do owe him a lot.
I'm not going to post them all in this one entry. I'll just put the best of the red-shirts? I guess so, yeah.
hahahaa I'm a serious loser. So sweet and tender.
I would like to file a serious application with someone to get a new face. A face which matches my personality.
"aw you look so young, no wonder I can never take you seriously" -MY MOTHER
man, if that's what my mother thinks... no wonder people always think I'm a child, or that I'm a sweet human, or that I'm trying to date them, or that I'm trustworthy, or that I'm not talking about them behind their backs.
Luckily in motion my face has a few more gremlin-like qualities I enjoy and feel are more fair.
haaa
You know that hipster disney character meme that is everywhere lately with the dark glasses added onto them?
Yeah, that's my life.
I REALLY ONLY LIKE DRINKING AFTER HOURS
I USED TO RIDE A FIXIE BUT NOW I'VE LOST INTEREST
HIPSTER MEMES? SO PLAYED OUT.
CHOOSE BETWEEN WES ANDERSON AND THE COHEN BROTHERS?
I COULD NEVER.
ughgughguhhh my face, man. my face! so stupid.
Let's do a couple where I look "cute". hahaaha gross.
I stand by my "serious loser" theory.
In this one I am a wife. Doesn't anyone want to marry me these days? I don't get it.
cannot take my face seriously.
Okay, almost decent.
Mrs. was helping out (thank you both verrry much) and she kept making me crack up so bad. but in a good way. I like Mrs. and Arrow a lot both are funny and both are my friends and they are a couple. weird to find that sometimes. Lucky me.
I still have more photos for you later, or you can click through to see them in my flickr stream.
God, I am so tired. Luckily it's snowing/raining and I don't have anything I really have to do tonight... except apply for jobs.
Why don't you give me a job, yeah?
Look how fun and pretentious I am!
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