et puis?: you are part elephant

4.18.2008

you are part elephant

"I want to get a trunk to store things in. Way classier than a box."

"You don't hear the word 'trunk' that often. Except when I take off my pants."

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10 facts

meredith drinks to remember
meredith is exactly one half extrovert and exactly one have introvert
when meredith is rich she will recreate the datsun 210 wagon (in blue)
meredith is poor but happy (except not really that happy)
meredith is a sure thing
meredith wishes she could take her own headshots
meredith can't have any more favourite artists/musicians because they all just die
meredith is still missing her big toenail
meredith gets babes into the sack just by looking at them
meredith's father was not a test tube, he was a turkey baster

patter

"babe" - generally I use this to describe cute dudes. It can also mean just about anything
"deservist" an self-centered, entitled person
"newness" - the freshness of new involvement that I'm addicted to. sort of along the lines of Incubate and Bond
"incubate and bond" - referring to the period of time where I start a relationship with a babe and want to spend all of my time with him and hole-up and never leave the house and tell him all my secrets and hear about everything that has ever happened to him and how he felt about it, etc, etc. This has never ended well
"Maria Christina" - wine, also, my best friend
"party to the moon" - I use this figuratively mostly