whoa

From the comments section (most [all?] posted by the same IP address):

big thrilla said...
"JESUS IS ALWAYS THE EXCUSE WHEN YOUR TRYING TO EVADE SOMEONE>>>YOUR THE BONNER KILLER!"


jesus said...

"U DONT DESERVE SEX, THAT'S WHY I MADE YOU A FIREBUSH."


kelly said...

"Like OMG...I want to get into the dreamboat business too...maybe the 2 of you can start a business and hire me to slap the shit out of the both of you, for being so stupid."


STOP IT PLEASE said...

"Can you please stop e-mailing me your top-10 list of songs you listen to in the bathtub ...it's kinda gross. And the idea of you fingerbanging yourself to Kenny Rankin in the tub is a total turnoff. No wonder why your single...Jeez."


tara said...

"hey mer!

just wondering if you recovered from shitting your pants at the dakota a couple of days ago?

let me know!

Luv,
Tara<3"


Anonymous said...

"for someone who is such a pathetic name dropper, you would think you would have some serious work under your belt...but thats not the case...you obviously build these pretend stories up in your tiny head when your imagining ppl at your work are looking at you and saying "oh thats the girl from the commercial", when they are looking at you and saying, "what the hell is that thing, i'd rather walk down the 3 flights of stairs to get beer somewhere else". point blank, stop tripping on your own self, cuz soon enuff your gonna fall flat on your ugly face.."

lol-ski said...

"it's ALL true i work there..."