you know I'm serious when

OMG

I'm throwing out my Christmas wrapping paper stash.


I feel like those hoarders on Oprah who fight to keep everything. Except I have to argue both sides.
Such hard work!



I'm doing a good job I'm doing a good job



I'm holding on very, very hard to the idea that I am going to have a clean, beautiful, wonderful home that I will never want to leave.

Very soon?


(oh please please please please)



P.S. - I accidentally (sub-consciously?) threw out my cellphone. Luckily it rang and alerted me to its disappearance. Ugh.