Anyway, I put my fingers in this dude's omelet
because their new joke is to poke at your food going "that looks good!" but except he took it too far and touched my breakfast tacos!
Man, we were so excited to see our food!
"look I'm the happiest boy ever to be eating an omelette!"
Watching these two interact is one of the funniest things. It's the reactions that kill me.
Dollface was sporting a shirt that a dude who came into her work had MADE FOR HER with a PICTURE OF A SQUIRREL on it.
She tried (beyond unsuccessfully) to convince us that he was not creepy.
Good try!
Now that I've got myself psyched up for Aunties, it's time to go there!
But first, your daily Jonathan Tip-Top Taylor Thomas Chirovsky!
(srsly best cat)
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