And then he:
said (to my back as I was running away) "Thank you..."
I'm very sophisticated and you should never be hesitant to introduce me to your celebrity friends.
Like how that night I also told the dude from White Cowbell Oklahoma the story that is contained in this entry. And in nearly the same breath told the singer from Elliott Brood that sometimes when he talked it sounded like when he was singing and then I felt glad.
I'm very cool.
Partied hard again last night. I basically live at Dakota. I just shouldn't go home. Last night turned out to be the NQ Arbuckle CD release (their myspace has a song called Saskatoon!). I bought a CD! Their set tonight was going to be one of my NXNE picks but now it seems a bit redundant.
Fun times last night though. Hung with my BFF and The DDWs - well, mostly one member in particular. BFF and I mostly hung at the bar and girl-talked. After she left I chatted up a really drunk babe and then I drank some more. Drinking is healthy and I have a healthy lifestyle. Which will continue on indefinitely into the end of time because I am fun.
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Brunch got pushed back a half-hour (my life is so hard) and so I just french-manicured my fingers and red-painted my toes. Beyond hot.
Oh yeah I got a sexy new shirt yesterday. I would show you a picture of it but I can't because I still don't have my camera and I need to go pick up but I've been busy busy party-bee.
I had to buy myself the shirt because of how I went to Fruits and Passions and they had 100% ABSOLUTELY NONE OF MY PERFUME LEFT. I almost wept. But there's no point crying over spilt perfume.
Why did I so wastefully apply it all these years?? I should've hoarded it, kept it sacred...
So. Everyone who doesn't live in Toronto... can you see if your local F+P has any left? I will reimburse for any/all bottles of the eau de toilette.
Stupid store.
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A few funny self-indulgent stories:
1) I was walking through Sears after work yesterday and in the electronics department my commercial was playing on about 50 screens. I stopped and watched. No one noticed even though I was talking loudly about it on my cellphone.
2) A babe I was making eyes at at the bar recognized me from being off TV. I wonder if it will make it easier or harder to pick up now? He also insisted that when I say "cubes" it sounds remarkably like "cute", which he said was perfect.
3) My BFF's friend, this guy:
tells his friends about how he tried to make me do shots off his stomach, see here
(it looks like his navel is filled with blood but it is really booze of some sort)
whenever my commercial comes on.
Yike.
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Oh fuck, I forgot I bought a pretentious beret. I have to remember to wear that soon!
It's one of my very best friends' birthdays today! And she loves birthdays more than anyone I ever met! Birthday to her is Christmas to me. If you can imagine.
So HAPPY BIRTHDAY KILLS!!!!!!!
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