A string of babies all in snowsuits! I died.
wow.
I definitely only slept for about 4 hours last night. I cannot believe how soon 9:30 came. I woke up about 10 minutes before Mrs. came to pick me up. classic. I still managed to pack cookies and an apple. Thank god. I actually cannot handle having an empty stomach. Especially if I am also still a bit drunk.
I got the magic 8 ball app for my iphone and it's basically my favourite. It's the funnest game! I also feel like I can influence its answers with my tone of voice. Imagine if the makers made that possible?!
Magic 8 ball said I should go out and meet babes but not make out with anyone. Mission accomplished, magic 8 ball!
We went to the Harbord Room for their 3 year anniversary party. Lots of men! And bourbon manhattens! Man, everyone is on a bourbon kick, hey?
You know why? Delicious.
There were some major insane douchebag types there (I can't confirm that they were awful humans on all counts but my suspicions are very high) and some drunk babes. It was fun. I wasn't terribly rude to everyone, so.. it was a win, I suppose.
Then we hit up Dakota but we missed Peter Elkas's whole set. I did run into some people I love to make fun of, though.
Then we wandered over to my favourite place to drink after-hours and wienered our way into staying for more drinks...
Smooth moves. Ai.
I move smoothly in stupid directions.
Yeah so then this morning Mrs. and I went to help our friend move for a bit on Roncesvalles (I'm the WORST person to ask to help move stuff, jfyi. I mean, I'll show up.. but.. no, I actually did an alright job. sort of. hahahaa).
Then we went to Easy for brunch
Easy has so many gluten-free sub-in options! And vegetarian and vegan options! Nice work, gotta say. I had a herb omelet which was really quite lovely.
and hit up my favourite shop in the city, Coriander Girl.
My old pal from college who I will always loves owns this little shop and it's easily one of the most tasteful places I've been in. I don't go visit enough!
For shame.
She gave us little gifts and things and I got some lover's tea and a tiny rosemary plant! Amazing.
Mrs. got a posy and some wildflower honey. Good goddamn.
Parkdale vacation! I love Parkdale. I mean, I lovelove my neighbourhood now but I could def see myself in Parkdale at some point in the future. Especially when Mrs. and I open our shop there.
Right by coriander and we'll be bessst buds.
then on the drive home we talked about weddings.
Everyone is getting married and shit. Or breaking up.
I'm just busy being single for life so if you want a wingman, I'm pretty solid gold at it. Just saying. Coriander was saying that I should start a business being a wingman.
So true, I mean, I'm pretty into being single (off and on. on lately, in a nice way.) and so I feel like maybe I could convince people that people single is fun. Hmm. no, probably not. People are against singledom.
MARRIAGE IS THE ANSWER TO ALL YOUR HAPPINESS PROBLEMS.
Someday I'd like to be part of a couple so I could get invited to more dinner parties. Just kidding there's no food I can eat, really.
UGH.
I want to start a veg dinner party club. Who's in?
haaaanyway. Now I have to go to work and I want to sleep for 100 years instead. After work, I suppose. I'm only partly delirious!
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