Guys, I've discovered the key to my writing!
It's having Turkey Bird waiting to go for tacos with me, man I've done so much while keeping her waiting!
I probably should stop keeping her waiting.
If anyone hits on me tonight I'm going to yell, "FRIDAY, MORE LIKE TRY-DAY, AM I RIGHT??"
aaaaaand now we know why I'm always single
ahahaaaa no one was wondering.
PS -- I know where all your ex-boyfriends are, they're all on okcupid.com and I've looked at all their profiles! The internet. What a place, man.
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